Oh god, we’re so fucked.

One must have a respect for their audience. Proofreading takes one person a few seconds, and collectively saves thousands of people time trying to decipher.

What the fuck kind of hosting company requires a request ticket to provision and tear down a virtual machine!?!? That’s, like, the whole point of virtualization.

@[email protected] Believes in free software….

Still uses a closed-source modem baseband to connect to the internet.

If your company was hosting virtual machines and people staring and stopping them caused you headaches, it just seems to me like the company you worked at was absolute trash lol.

And then when more than a third of people do that, suddenly the state mandates paying for a connection anyways. (Of course the mandate is completely unrelated to the nice dinners that senators enjoy.)

To provide more context: never engage with finitebanjo. They are the human equivalent of a cork board with pictures and a bunch of red yarn connecting it all together.

Please do the world a favor and stick to a carnivore diet. We would be subjected to you for much less time as a result. Maybe try some high meat, I hear that really activates your creatines or whatever.

Elephants eat plants. They’re sarcastically pointing out how stupid the meathead bro’s statement that being big requires eating meat was.

I hate to burst your bubble but almost no air disasters happen instantaneously. It takes many minutes to fall out of the sky. Also most air disasters still involve a mostly-controlled descent.

The serious non-joke answer is the same as the one for these standing seats: emergency exit speed. When an airplane crash lands you have like less than 2 minutes to get everyone out before the huge inferno happens and roasts people. So for standing seats that pack even more people into an airplane, they have to prove that they can still get everyone out before the deadline. For laying-down seats they would have to prove the same thing.

That’s what makes the joke funny

Ok then what does it mean, o enlightened one?

That’s out of pure desperation.

No, you aren’t necessarily expected to answer. “Hi” is a totally normal and expected response, for example.

Every time an “eat the rich” topic comes up, the moderators whip out the banhammer. They hide behind some justification about how the cops are toooootaly gonna raid their servers if they aren’t explicitly supportive of oligarchs, but really it’s simple cowardice that shouldn’t be rewarded. Don’t pre-comply with fascists and all that…

It has nothing to do with tax. It’s just to make the price look one smaller. May I ask where you were taught it had anything to do with tax?

You understand perfectly. It’s fucking stupid. No, the fraction never changes. It’s just a culturally and legally accepted price scam, one of many that only exist in the land of freedom. The price listed is literally never the price you pay in the USA.

Why are we still using .world?

Is there a single case of real, actual punishment for GDPR violations done by non-giants (Google, Facebook, etc.)? I could use some good justice porn right now.