Smokin’ latinas and bangin’ Newports, just as God intended.

Dude needs to go back to sleep. The beauty sleep didn’t work the first time.

Bro is every age between 3 and 60 at once

I don’t take care of myself in any way.

Why do people hate me.

Looks like he hit random hair on the character builder screen.

I support your cause but take care of your lungs!

Bro about to be executed by Imperials

Is he going to start charging people for crossing his bridge?